I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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