People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
