Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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