Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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