another moral hangover. fuck.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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