after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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