doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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