you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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