We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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