You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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