Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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