U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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