You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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