I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize