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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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