just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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