Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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