no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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