all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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