i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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