Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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