CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
