So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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