You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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