Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I want to have your abortion
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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