operation have a gay friend backfired
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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