I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
