Pants 0. Shit 1.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We need to get me chipped asap
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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