I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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