This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
3pm strippers are depressing
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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