I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
