I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
