I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
