I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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