What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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