can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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