It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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