So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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what are you doing with your life
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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