When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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