so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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