Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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