So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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