he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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