i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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