are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
there is puke in my bra ... again
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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