People in love make me want to vomit
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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