he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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