Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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