I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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