butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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