I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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