is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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