Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
